joke of the week
WAHAHAHA!!!
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This is a simple dinner I made some time back and it's too good not to share. If you are in a hurry and want a home-cooked dinner in less than 30 minutes, this is perfect for you.
All you need are some onions, mushrooms, assorted ham, pasta and a whole lot of olive oil and garlic. Cook the pasta in boiling water, slice the onion, mushroom and meat, throw them into a sizzling pan of olive oil and garlic, season with salt and pepper... and there you go!
Three facts of the day
1) My lunchbox from Daiso melted in the microwave today.
2) I think I look funny when I lift weights at the gym. How does one look demure in doing so, I'll never know.
3) Raphael has got new ah-beng rims, no thanks to the boyfriend.
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This morning, Sherman told me about a dream he had last night (and this is rare because he almost never remembers his dreams)!
"I dreamt that I went to jail and when I was finally released, no one could tell how old I was. Somehow, I realized it was the year of the monkey, so I figured I was about 36 years old with no job! But you were still my girlfriend. Will you wait for me if I go to jail one day?"
"But honey, please don't go to jail. If you do, who will pick me up from work or send me to school or buy me dinner when I'm too tired to get it myself? Besides, you wouldn't like jail because it doesn't have good food and you can't watch soccer. Wait, does this mean I'll get the car if you go to jail?"
So what do you make out of this dream? Is it:
1) A warning for Sherman - he should stop cheating on parking coupons
2) We are never going to get married (he said I was STILL his girlfriend!)
3) All of the above
Haha, you tell me! :p
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Sometimes, when I've got some free time during lunch, I like to drop by the book store near my workplace and look through a book filled with thousands of baby names.
Constance means constant, firm. It was also the name of the first lady judge in USA.
What does YOUR name says about you? :)
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